Just a tiny sample of more than 700 re-definitions from this dictionary for dyslexics, iconoclasts and irreverent types. A A Cappella - Mexican resort frequented by countertenors. Allargando (It) - Slow swamp reptile whose skin is used in drum manufacture. B Bagatelle - Carrying case musicians use to transport small items. Battle music - Compositions written for Kathleen. C - D Callithump - Noise made when a calliope falls. Descending Progression - Pit orchestra on way to seats. Drag - Alto sax posing as a tenor sax. E - F - G Ear training - Useful technique when learning to barcarole. Elegie - Allergic reaction to polonaise. Entrance - F-hole. Festival - Partie for Satie. Flats - Deflated musicians' egos. Fret - Form of stage fright experienced by musicians. Gambang - Sexual attack upon anyone doing the gamba. Grund - Noise made when a caliope is sat upon. H - I Hard rock - Stale drum rolls. Haydn - Reclusive composer. Ideomelon - Musical instrument played by those with IQ under 80. Italian Overture - "Buon giorno, come va?" J -L Jam session - Summer fruit festival when musicians reap harvest and make jelly. Key signature - Star Spangled Banner. Loudspeaker - Hearing impaired orator. M - N - O Maraca - North African city frequented by salsa players. Melodic minor - Child with perfect pitch. Natural - Liza Minelli. Orff - Beginning sounds that dogs make when learning to barcarole. That's all folks! Just a sampling of more than 700 definitions to hopefully whet your appetite. If you are interested in further information about obtaining the complete Musical Malaproptionary, click here> PhD. |
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